"Let me reiterate what Brigham Young said: if you're 25 years old and unmarried, you're a menace to society. Just something for everybody to ponder."
~Brother Niner from The Singles Ward~
"You're not just an RM, you're an LDS RM, who's trained at the MTC who became a DL a ZL, and an AP, who was promised long ago by his bishop through a PPI after BYC that someday he'd be the EQP. I smell GA!"
~From The RM~
"Tartan spelled backwards is SATAN!"
~From Baptists at our Barbecue~